A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
If everything seems to be going right, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
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